Never Look Back.
cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

ultrafacts:

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isfuckingfun:

Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.

kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

kit-kat-sb:

iraffiruse:

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

intensional:

dang..

drunkfeferi:

a quick guide to baby etiquette 

Reblogging again since it is now cold season and, despite the fact that you would think this is common sense, I still have to ask strangers to please stop touching my daughter literally every time we go out. Please remember that what we view as a simple cold can actually put some babies in the hospital!

adventuretimeandsuperjailrock:

If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.