put this sticker on my ass
Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting
Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.
HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG
I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED
a quick guide to baby etiquette
Reblogging again since it is now cold season and, despite the fact that you would think this is common sense, I still have to ask strangers to please stop touching my daughter literally every time we go out. Please remember that what we view as a simple cold can actually put some babies in the hospital!
If this isn’t good marketing I literally don’t want to know what is.
The ultimate dad joke compilation
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.